THIS IS SO OUT OF CONTEXT BUT I DONT CARE IM LAUGHING SO HARD
(Source: makebelievesandcelluloids)
wow this is my life story in like 30 seconds
im not evne fucking joking
I’ve been laughing at this for 84 years
and will keep on laughing at it
^^^
(Source: cryaotic)
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
It confuses me when parents tell their daughters that their male friends can’t come to sleepovers like do they think they’re going to have sex with them IN FRONT OF ALL THEIR OTHER FRIENDS?
ORGY, IT’S CALLED AN ORGY
Ah yes, I participated in many orgies when I was 12.
Are girls getting more beautiful or am I getting more gay?
i’m getting more gay
captain jack, rory williams, and clara oswin oswald all walk into a bar
they all die
captain jack walks out of the bar
clara oswin oswald walks into a different bar
rory williams appears in a bar in the past
Mobstr - The Story (2012)
The first installation of The Story was a simple “Once upon a time…” The artist expected maintenance crews to paint over his graffiti. As soon as the wall was cleaned, Mobstr proceeded with the second installation, which was then also painted over, and so on until the narrative was completed. His intention was to create an indirect “teamwork” between two opposing societal forces exemplified by street artist and street maintenance crew.
Sh*t, it’s 2am, I meant to go to Bed Several Hours Ago: An Autobiography
Oops, It’s 4am, I Should Probably Go to Bed: A Memoir.
Bloody Hell, Is that the Sunrise?: A Thrilling Conclusion to the Trilogy of Regret
Fuck it, I’ll Just Attempt to Stay Up ‘Till Sundown: A Spin-Off
What Fucking Day Is It Anymore?: The Movie Adaptation
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
favourite characters:
↳ elle woods, legally blonde.#when i find myself in times of trouble #elle woods comes to me #speaking words of wisdom #bend and snap
(Source: danielwelbeck)